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Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples
League of Infamy
474
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:54:00 -
[1] - Quote
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A pilot who once flew a Drake,
Left hundreds of dead in his wake,
He collected their corpses,
Using multiple sources,
The sick b*stard then baked them into a cake...
2)
A capsuleer who flew a big Raven,
Thought Jita 4-4 was a safe haven.
He undocked his ship,
His warning signals did tick,
It was obvious that he was no Maven...
Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples
League of Infamy
477
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:13:00 -
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A pilot who undocked his Pod,
Did think he was somewhat a God.
He tried bumping a Super,
With all of his stuper,
And the moron woke up in a fresh clone because the damn thing was a trap and they hotdropped him and got everyone on the killmail...
Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples
League of Infamy
484
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Posted - 2014.03.19 18:09:00 -
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A pilot who hailed from Rens,
He did wear a singular lens.
They called him a ganker,
He's the carebear spanker.
The bots he did only wish to cleanse.
Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples
League of Infamy
488
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:38:00 -
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A pirate once went on a hunt,
A Legion, the ship he did front.
He solo'd a 'phoon,
The ship did go boom,
In Local the guy shouted "You c*nt".
Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples
League of Infamy
488
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:45:00 -
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An Alliance member once said,
Travel to Nullsec through HED.
If the gate doth be bubbled,
Do not be so troubled,
You're most certainly as good as dead.
Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples
League of Infamy
491
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Posted - 2014.03.20 03:05:00 -
[6] - Quote
A pilot once chose to AWOX,
A corp that mined nothing but rocks.
He loaded up charges,
And killed all their barges,
In corp chat the pilot then mocks.
Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples
League of Infamy
491
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Posted - 2014.03.20 03:40:00 -
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A small gang who went on a roam,
Flew two systems out of their home.
The gate, it was camped,
Their fleet was then damped.
EWAR, the fleet did not condone.
Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
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